Zach (zkessin@world.std.com) wrote:

: >> I was just wondering.  What do you people, as Geeks, find (or
: >> do) that is romantic?

1. Stalking.
2. Wearing night vision goggles while perched in a tree or
	something. (see 1)
3. Asking a girl out while speaking "Klingon".  Then laughing when
	she doesn't understand.
4. Calling 1-900 numbers
5. Finding a teleconferencing BBS and looking for girls
6. Walking nonchalantly through the lingerie section of Sears 3 or
	4 times, sneaking quick furtive glances.
7. Dressing up as a Federation Of Planets admiral - because hey,
	chicks dig the people with the highest rank.
8. Setting your Casio watch to beep when you're next to some girl
	and hoping she'll say, "Wow Bernard, is that the new Casio
	GMT-90 with global positioning tracking and indiglo?  You're
	cool!
9. Playing some "interactive sex" game on your computer.
10. GIFs! GIFs!
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